Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Disposed of

Welcome to our department. It’s new AND it’s improved.
We were told it should cleaned and there wasn’t much time to lose.
Everything was filthy and wrong and needed a repair,
Our disaster, it seems, reached critical mass that nobody could bear.

The garbage, the food and the boxes were simply piled too high.
The papers were also ready to fall, towering towards the sky.
Only one week to clean up the filth, the muck and the debris.
It was a tall order but it had to be done, this was our new decree!

We gutted the room and cleaned it up and scoured it until it shined.
The rancid smell, we couldn’t get rid of, we hoped you wouldn’t mind.
We mopped and we dusted, we washed and we scraped and we got it all out the door.
Despite all that cleaning, there was one tiny thing that we could no longer ignore.

It was there all along, such a horrible sight and it made us cringe and cower with fright.
But we gathered our courage and took to flight, “Grab a mop!” “Get a broom!” “Get rid of that sight!”
We gathered it up and threw it away, it took a few days but it’s safe to say,
That the mess is gone and will never come back. If you don’t believe take a look out back.

"Thank you for calling this department. Your call is very important to us, please stay on the line. We will talk to you as soon as we are able. If you are calling with regards to public health and safety, we understand your concerns. This company makes every effort to ensure the safety of it's community and public image. If you are calling with regards to prolonged exposure to this department, please hang up and dial 9-1-1. If you are calling with concerns regarding limited exposure to this department, please note there is no immediate or long term danger. You should live a fairly normal life. If you are calling regarding the disposal of this department, please note that disposal did occur and that we are carefully following federally mandated guidelines for clean up."


The Frog Queen said...

Oh my F(*&k! That would be funnier if I would not be..... gawd darn it - the censor kicked in....s(*^&(^t!! It made it all the way to my home........

babblingbanshee said...

Okay, I have to know what you were going to say...but would it be presumptuous of me to ask that it rhyme?

The Frog Queen said...

I am very, very sure I will not survive this new incarnation....is there anything to be done

babblingbanshee said...

And one by one, the elders walked out into the snow and were no more.