Monday, July 14, 2008

Some things are unavoidable

Stupidity can be difficult to avoid.

Sometimes you are able to overt your eyes but other times you are forced to look at it directly in the face...and watch out! It's like looking at the sun! You can just feel your retinas burning!

Whatever you do, don't laugh or cry! Stupidity does not like humor because it doesn't understand it.

"You are very mean to laugh at me. You made me cry," it will say.

If you cry, Stupidity will think you are being funny and laugh at you.

You can't win. You can't even talk.

Take Tweedy Dumb and Tweedy Stupid below. Try to get a word in edgewise. You can't do it because their mouths are permanently open. Even if they heard you speak, they wouldn't understand you.

It wouldn't be so bad if they just sat in a corner and ingested a ball of yarn because it sounded fun. Unfortunately they don't do that. Maybe if I set out little packets of ketchup...