Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Job Listing on Craigslist

While scoping out Craigslist for employment opportunities, I ran across this ad in the “Best of Craigslist” area:

Cabana Boy NEEDED - Start ASAP
Date: 2009-05-22, 2:45PM PDT

In general... on hot days like these we need some support while we relax out in the sun...

Job Duties and Requirements:
-Must be able to operate a blender
-Must be experience with working iPod's
-Good with oil and sunscreen
-Must wear uniform
-Must enjoy sun and water
-Hand grape feedings necessary
-Be willing work at moments notice

This is an excellent position for anyone that needs to get a little Vitamin D and enjoy some sexy ladies' company. This is a non-paid internship, but the perks are excellent: drinks, company and laughs! Please send picture and measurements (don't be disgusting!). SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

While I am not qualified for this job, I certainly appreciate anyone who meets these qualifications.


The Frog Queen said...

LOL! How clever. Are you sure you didn't write it....sounds like something funny you would come up with.


Babbling Banshee said...

I actually didn't write this but I sure wish I had!

I 'bout fell out of my chair from laughing too hard.