While scoping out Craigslist for employment opportunities, I ran across this ad in the “Best of Craigslist” area:
Cabana Boy NEEDED - Start ASAP
Date: 2009-05-22, 2:45PM PDT
In general... on hot days like these we need some support while we relax out in the sun...
Job Duties and Requirements:
-Must be able to operate a blender
-Must be experience with working iPod's
-Good with oil and sunscreen
-Must wear uniform
-Must enjoy sun and water
-Hand grape feedings necessary
-Be willing work at moments notice
This is an excellent position for anyone that needs to get a little Vitamin D and enjoy some sexy ladies' company. This is a non-paid internship, but the perks are excellent: drinks, company and laughs! Please send picture and measurements (don't be disgusting!). SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
While I am not qualified for this job, I certainly appreciate anyone who meets these qualifications.
2 comments:
LOL! How clever. Are you sure you didn't write it....sounds like something funny you would come up with.
Cheers!
I actually didn't write this but I sure wish I had!
I 'bout fell out of my chair from laughing too hard.
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