Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Test Results are in

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
consultin' with the rain.

Well it took a while but the test results are in and I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin' if I only had a brain.

As usually, the test results took a long time to arrive at my doorstep but their arrival marks a turning point in my life and also sheds a new light on a mysterious work problem.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le
in trouble or in pain.

I was not surprised when I read the results. I believe they did a great service to me, my family, my friends and my poor colleagues.

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln if you only had a brain.

This knowledge brings me enlightenment as well as a sense of empowerment. Now that I know the boundaries of my limitations and I can finally exceed them.

Oh, I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before,
and then I'd sit, and think some more.

Who knew that my faulty brain still had the ability to find a balancing error in the millions? I must admit that it took me a while to find the error. I was rather sad because it was pretty obvious.

I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin’
my heart all full of pain.

Oddly enough, the consultants never mentioned this balancing error.

I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry
if I only had a brain.

As it happens, I do have a brain but, as you can see from the MRI test results, it is unremarkable. I should give it adequate time to warm up first before accelerating.


Antipaladin said...

Well, 'unremarkable' is certainly better than some alternatives.
It's really disconcerting to read in an official medial report something along the lines of:
"..My God, wtf is.. oh god!OH GOD!! AAAAaaaarrrgg~* (wet, gurgling crunching noises here)"

Granted, the latter is much more entertaining.

The Frog Queen said...

Thank you.....I have not replaced that Emily Dickinson poem with a song from the Wizard of Oz!!!