Wednesday, January 28, 2009

It’s Time for an Update

My poor Sweetie is experiencing a lot of stress.

It's unfortunate but it can't be avoided...and it's difficult for me to gauge how bad things are.

For example, in his stressed out state he re-wrote the classic phrase: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

His new phrase: A kick in the crotch is worth two in the ass.

Honey, is everything okay?
You need more scotch?