My poor Sweetie is experiencing a lot of stress.
It's unfortunate but it can't be avoided...and it's difficult for me to gauge how bad things are.
For example, in his stressed out state he re-wrote the classic phrase: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
His new phrase: A kick in the crotch is worth two in the ass.
Honey, is everything okay?
You need more scotch?
It's unfortunate but it can't be avoided...and it's difficult for me to gauge how bad things are.
For example, in his stressed out state he re-wrote the classic phrase: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
His new phrase: A kick in the crotch is worth two in the ass.
Honey, is everything okay?
You need more scotch?
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