Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Solution

My Sweetie is home after a long week of conferencing.

Sadly I was not able to secure a negotiation team for his light bulbs. Luckily the 12 gauge shot gun worked pretty well to eliminate any dissenting opinions.


Antipaladin said...

Shotguns don't produce "solutions", luv- they cause mixtures.
Or, if you keep firing, "mashes" or "chutneys", but not solutions.
I'll have to invent a whole new type of gun to reduce something to a solution...

The Frog Queen said...

Hum, if anyone could make that gun. It would be you.

Babbling Banshee said...

Mixture, Mashes, Chutney? I dunno but I have to admit that the shotgun was cheaper than hiring a sniper and there was very little to clean up afterward (of course this wasn't my house). I also discovered that light bulbs do not have legal representation.

Still, I do like the sound of solution gun. I have a feeling it would be very handy at work!