What do you do when a man laments he has no chest hair?
Offer consoling words?
Buy him a chest wig?
I find these situations to be rather difficult.
Chest wigs available for the furless!
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Tell him it could be worse. He could have so much chest hair that his cloths fit funny. Seriously, I had a friend in high school that was so hairy we called him Sasquatch Junior. He had to shave his chest with electric clippers just to wear a tank top. On the other hand no one wanted to guard him in basketball games.
Sasquatch Junior? LOL
Did Leonard Nimoy follow him around? :D
Wow, that's pretty hairy!
LOL! I cannot beat that! You too are way too funny!!
Cheers!
I cannot for the life of me figure out why some people share this kind of information with me.
Does this only happen to me?
Please tell me that strangers come up to you and share bizarre facts about themselves with you...
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